From Todays` RISKS column

D >
D >White House May Issue National ID Cards
D >
D >The Clinton administration is working on a national ID card that 
D >every American would need in order to interact with any federal agency, 
D >reports Digital Media: A Seybold Report, a computer industry newsletter 


Gee.  It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd 
be really worried.

DCF

"Ver are yur paypers?"  

I lost them.
I'm an illegal alien.  I don't have any.
I'm a foreign tourist.
I forget.
I'm homeless.
I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't        
  believe in such things.
My dog ate them.
As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have   
       thrown them away.
Where are your papers?

--- WinQwk 2.0b#1165

> Gee.  It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd 
> be really worried.
> 
> DCF
> 
> "Ver are yur paypers?"  
> 
> I lost them.
> I'm an illegal alien.  I don't have any.
> I'm a foreign tourist.
> I forget.
> I'm homeless.
> I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't        
>   believe in such things.
> My dog ate them.
> As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have   
>        thrown them away.
> Where are your papers?

A9: Gee . . . I dunno. Doesn't Hillary have them? 

A10: Last time I saw them, they were in Vince Foster's office . . .

A11: Call the Rose Law Firm. They're my lawyers.


=D.C. Williams