PERRY METZGER: YOUR MOMMY IS CALLING YOU HOME

I'm tired of Perry. he's always ranting and stirring the shit.
he's always setting himself up as the savior of the list
signal. what the hell has he really written? oh, the poor
bastard has holed himself in his apartment to write 
crypto code or the world is going to die tomorrow. 

thank you, mr. Jesus Christ, Nailed to a Cybercross.

 WHY HATH WE FORSAKEN HIM??? oh, I can
see the blood oozing from the gaping flesh wounds. poor
Perry, having to bear this horrible cross while everyone
else stands around and gawks and remarks about Foster 
conspiracy theories... yes, we are being utterly inconsiderate
of his splendor and selflessness. has anyone seen
Mathew, Mark, John, or Luke around??? Perry has something
to say to them.

oh, and Perry has become Mr. Cyberlobbyist. yes, just
what we NEED, is another person to be sucked up and
ground up in the oozing washington slime regurgitator.
well, if it would swallow him up and never spit him
out, perhaps we should encourage him in his newfound
political passions.

I have seen an awful lot of noise on the
list, and I'm pretty f***ing amazed at how much of it
is due to PM and his BLACKBOARD FINGERNAIL SCREECHING.
he's worse than detweiler. actually, I think he may be a 
detweiler tentacle.  he's certainly doing a fantastic
impression of it.  mr. holier than thou Protector of the
Cypherpunks. 

perry, just go stay in your dark apartment and write your
code. we'll be happy to hear from you in a year when you
have all your little tinkertoy prototypes put together with
threads and bubblegum.  

TCM is not the first person you have violated by posting
private mail. you are the lowest cypherscum for violating
privacy, perry. you know that if anything is sacred
to cypherpunks, it is Tim May and privacy, and frankly
I think you have been doing just a little to much pissing
on both of them lately. oh, violate Tim May's privacy?
well, stab two sacred cows with one bazooka, why don't
you, you little bastard... do we have any need for you?
maybe tim may is a weenie, but I'd rather have a weenie
around then YOU, and I think virtually EVERYONE HERE
concurs on that point... why don't you take a vacation from
the list? TCM has the guts to do this, and has done so
in the past. but you are just a bloated buffoon who
cannot tell when he is not wanted somewhere even as
people spit in your face.  hee, hee, reminds me of
someone else I know.

but frankly, perry, I don't think you have the balls to 
go away. if you are a real programmer, and all the real programmers
have left, what does that make you? stupid, I'd say. we would
not miss you one whit if you left, Perry. in fact I think
it's safe to say that we'd be quite delighted if you would
take your constant shit-stirring somewhere else and get
a life. TCM may have a pathetic excuse for a hobby,
but you have a pathetic excuse for a LIFE. I know you
personally Perry, and you couldn't conduct yourself in
a meeting of civilized people if you had your tongue 
chopped off, and I think there's plenty of meetings you've
been to when your peers were wishing exactly that....


xxxxxxooooo <- hugs and kisses, darling perry puppy

Well, for the record, _I_ certainly appreciate .pm's efforts on many fronts
related to cypherpunks.

Anonymous rants:
> I know you personally Perry, 

I doubt it. Prove it to me in *private* email.

-L. "Futplex" McCarthy   [PGP key available via finger or server]

On Thu, 10 Aug 1995, L. McCarthy wrote:

> Date: Thu, 10 Aug 1995 21:00:39 -0400 (EDT)
> From: L. McCarthy <lmccarth@cs.umass.edu>
> To: Cypherpunks Mailing List <cypherpunks@toad.com>
> Subject: Re: PERRY METZGER: YOUR MOMMY IS CALLING YOU HOME
> 
> Well, for the record, _I_ certainly appreciate .pm's efforts on many fronts
> related to cypherpunks.

As do I.

Certainly he bridges the suit/anarchist gap better than anyone else on 
the list I can think of for the moment.


> 
> Anonymous rants:
> > I know you personally Perry, 
> 
> I doubt it. Prove it to me in *private* email.
> 
> -L. "Futplex" McCarthy   [PGP key available via finger or server]
> 

00B9289C28DC0E55 nemo repente fuit turpissimus - potestas scientiae in usu est
E16D5378B81E1C96 quaere verum ad infinitum, loquitur sub rosa    -    wichtig!
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Anonymous writes:
> I'm tired of Perry. he's always ranting and stirring the shit.

I was under the impression Detweiler was legally obligated not to post
to this mailing list.

.pm

On Thu, 10 Aug 1995, Perry E. Metzger wrote:

> Date: Thu, 10 Aug 1995 23:37:48 -0400
> From: Perry E. Metzger <perry@panix.com>
> To: cypherpunks@toad.com
> Subject: Re: PERRY METZGER: YOUR MOMMY IS CALLING YOU HOME 
> 
> 
> Anonymous writes:
> > I'm tired of Perry. he's always ranting and stirring the shit.
> 
> I was under the impression Detweiler was legally obligated not to post
> to this mailing list.

Of course it's hard to substantiate who he is when he becomes a tenticle 
himself.

Ah the lovely justice irony serves up like a cold platter of salmon.


> 
> .pm
> 

00B9289C28DC0E55 nemo repente fuit turpissimus - potestas scientiae in usu est
E16D5378B81E1C96 quaere verum ad infinitum, loquitur sub rosa    -    wichtig!
*New Key Information*    -    Finger for key revocation and latest key update.

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On Thu, 10 Aug 1995, Perry E. Metzger wrote:

> I was under the impression Detweiler was legally obligated not to post
> to this mailing list.

Myabe it's just me, but I guess I fidn the occasional rants and such to 
be a light-hearted relief from the more serious name-calling and ranting 
:-) 

Of course, anything I see posted anonymous (or emailed to me anonymously, 
except by such services as penet.fi or PGP signed) isn't taken with any 
seriousness at all.

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