Lying Purebred Sovok Tchurkas Write the History of the Net

At 4:17 AM 7/18/96, Igor Chudov @ home wrote:

>Knowing KGB habits as pertaining to releasing information to the public,
>I would expect 50% of the CDROM to be pure bullshit, 40% -- lies, and
>maybe 10% truth that was already publicly available.
>
>It is like buying a CDROM about the history of the Net from Dr. Grubor.
>Maybe it would be interesting and amusing, but not worth $120.

NOW you tell me! I just shelled out $42 for "The History of the Net," by
Dr. John Grubor and Dr. Dmitri Vulis, 1996.

And here I thought it was the real history of the Net, especially the part
about how "the dandruff-covered Peter Vorobieff (spit) conspired with the
purebred Sovok Valery Fabrikant (spit) to spread the lies of the Jew
cripples dying of AIDS in Sovok-controlled clinics."

When Grubor and Vulis speak of the Usenet Cabal being a Sovok (spit) plot,
I thought this was the actual truth. I guess not. Maybe Spafford is
actually Rabbi Ruthenberg.

--Tim May

(hint: this a satire, based on the writings of Vulis, who speaks of people
as "lying purebred Sovok Tchurkas" (whatever _they_ are), and attaches the
charming word "(spit)" after nearly every person he references.)


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At 11:36 PM -0700 7/17/96, Timothy C. May wrote:

>NOW you tell me! I just shelled out $42 for "The History of the Net," by
>Dr. John Grubor and Dr. Dmitri Vulis, 1996.
>
>And here I thought it was the real history of the Net, especially the part
>about how "the dandruff-covered Peter Vorobieff (spit) conspired with the
>purebred Sovok Valery Fabrikant (spit) to spread the lies of the Jew
>cripples dying of AIDS in Sovok-controlled clinics."
>
>When Grubor and Vulis speak of the Usenet Cabal being a Sovok (spit) plot,
>I thought this was the actual truth. I guess not. Maybe Spafford is
>actually Rabbi Ruthenberg.


VERY funny. Made my day.

>
>--Tim May
>
>(hint: this a satire, based on the writings of Vulis, who speaks of people
>as "lying purebred Sovok Tchurkas" (whatever _they_ are), and attaches the
>charming word "(spit)" after nearly every person he references.)

You didn't have to explain it. Some things are best unsaid for maximum effect.

David

tcmay@got.net (Timothy C. May) writes:
> (hint: this a satire, based on the writings of Vulis, who speaks of people
> as "lying purebred Sovok Tchurkas" (whatever _they_ are)

Tim May is mistaken. Please either provide a (non-forged) quote from me
calling anyone "Tchurka" (whatever _that_ is) or apologize and retract.

P.S. Sternlight is an asshole.

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