Re: Alternative Journalism

At 11:04 PM 7/18/96, enquirer@alpha.c2.org wrote:
>                   THE CYPHERPUNK ENQUIRER PRESENTS:
>
...
>"Don't worry about it.  It gets worse before it gets better.  Come on, we're
>going to a party.  Tim May and John Gilmore are throwing a Mad Tea Party."
>
>"Are they really mad?"
>
>"May's crazy as a loon.  You'll like him.  Gilmore, he's just still pissed
>at Shimamura for that stunt in the hot tub ... "

Ssshhh! Don't let it out that I'm crazy as a loon.

BTW, "loon" is now considered to be derogatory slur and has been replaced
by the more PC term "differently outlooked." We differently outlooked
persons are forbidden by U.S. and California law from owning firearms, a
method used increasingly to seize the firearms of those who have ever come
into contact with the mental health profession.

(Hint: Never, ever, ever, ever have yourself admitted to any kind of
psychiatric facility for any reason whatsoever! Never, ever, etc. let a
family member have you admitted for treatment, observation, or analysis.
You will likely find that your right to own a firearm has evaporated if you
do any of these things.)

Personally, whenever I fill out the forms to buy a gun, I have no
compunctions about lying. (The checking procedures are primitive,
fortunately, unless one is so stupid as to answer "Yes" to any of the
questions the form asks.) That I am a felon has never stopped me from
picking up a gun.

--Tim May

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At 11:04 PM 7/18/96, enquirer@alpha.c2.org wrote:
>                   THE CYPHERPUNK ENQUIRER PRESENTS:
>
> ...
>"May's crazy as a loon.  You'll like him.  Gilmore, he's just still pissed
>at Shimamura for that stunt in the hot tub ... "

A certain New York Times columnist questions Markoff's ethics, and I believe
John that the toad.com logs showed no intrusion by Mitnick.  I managed to
peg a precise time on Kevin's multi-system intrusion on my home Sparc 20,
which helped peg him in NC off the 1(800) ANI he was gaining access through.
One of Mitnick's friends had the audacity to contact Stanton at EFF about
the possibility of defending him.  He was told there were no classical
civil liberties to argue in the case...  So I suppose it's best to let
sleeping dogs lie, eh?   
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Tim:

On Thu, 18 Jul 1996, Timothy C. May wrote:

> questions the form asks.) That I am a felon has never stopped me from

	But you aren't a _convicted_ felon yet, Tim.  That makes
	a _big_ difference. 

        xan

        jonathon
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