Unrequested mail from Mr. Babayco

At 4:28 AM 9/13/96, Z.B. wrote:

>It doesn't matter if you get one or one hundred messages - both are still
>annoying as hell.  If I wanted whatever you're advertising or selling,
>I'd come look for it.  I'd prefer that you not mail me.


Mr. Babayco,

I did not request your mail to me, and I am annoyed at having received it.

I am not interested in the views you are advertising or selling, and I'd
prefer that you not mail me.

To make me whole, I demand that you send me $125 for this occurrence, and
$125 for each future occurrence.

Have a nice day.

--Timothy C. May

cc: Law firm of Canker, Sleazewell, and M. Dooza

(sauce for the gander?)

On Fri, 13 Sep 1996, Timothy C. May wrote:

> At 4:28 AM 9/13/96, Z.B. wrote:
> 
[snip]
> 
> 
> Mr. Babayco,
> 
> I did not request your mail to me, and I am annoyed at having received it.
> 
> I am not interested in the views you are advertising or selling, and I'd
> prefer that you not mail me.
> 
> To make me whole, I demand that you send me $125 for this occurrence, and
> $125 for each future occurrence.
> 
> Have a nice day.
> 
> --Timothy C. May

Very well then, Mr. May.  I did not request YOUR mail EITHER, so I demand 
that you send ME $250 for receipt of this message, and $250 for each 
additional message I receive from you.  I also demand that you send me 
$10,000 for taking up my valuable time with this message, and $5,000 for 
network access fees.

Have a nice day!

Even if you are serious about this, the fact that you signed up to a 
mailing list entitles you to all of the messages that go over this list, 
plus people's replies to your posts.  The point of my original message 
was that mail from a non-commercial individual, such as yourself or other 
people on this list is welcomed, but mail from people trying to sell me 
something is not.  Perhaps I should have made that more clear in my 
original post.


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Zach Babayco

zachb@netcom.com  <----- finger for PGP public key
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/4127