NODE 7fb44e44CNET Digital Dispatch Vol. 2 No. 38
Rick Osborne <osborne@gateway.grumman.com>Fri, 20 Sep 1996 16:28:47 +0800
This week's c|net digital dispatch had the following top ten list. For
number 8, did they mean DES or is the EDS something I'm not aware of. I
figure it has to be because what does DES have to do with chat rooms?
>9. TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WON'T TAKE
>PLACE ON THE WEB
>
>10. Kemp would fight with Dole over who gets to
> "quarterback" the keyboard.
>9. Oops: Gore plugged information superhighway cable
> into White House central vacuum system.
>8. Perot's crack team of EDS hackers would get him
> in somehow.
>7. Hotwired editors say presidential candidates not
> hip enough.
>6. Hillary doesn't let the President in ANY chat rooms.
>5. Debate commission insists: event must be on Prodigy.
>4. Bill Gates owns the rights to online debates.
>3. Dole's Selectric won't connect to the Net.
>2. Chelsea is using the White House PC to write a
> book report.
>1. In cyberspace, no one can feel your pain.
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Rick Osborne osborne@gateway.grumman.com
"The universe doesn't give you any points for doing things that are easy."
NODE a300c1baRe: CNET Digital Dispatch Vol. 2 No. 38
Mike McNally <m5@tivoli.com>Sat, 21 Sep 1996 03:23:01 +0800
Rick Osborne wrote:
> did they mean DES or is the EDS something I'm not aware of.
EDS is "Electronic Data Systems", the company Ross & a buddy started
back in the late 60's/early 70's. That's where Ross made his money.
EDS is a place that when Ross was in charge (and maybe still today)
was a lot like what Grumman sounds like in terms of employee
security issues. Armed guards patrolled the computer rooms when I
was working there (1979).
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