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The periodic word of advice about Timmy C. Maypole, the pathological liar

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NODE 99d86fc6The periodic word of advice about Timmy C. Maypole, the pathological liar
When Timmy C. Maypole's mother gave birth to him after 
fucking with a bunch of sailors, she didn't know who the 
father was but decided to tell him that he was a Russian 
as the Russian sailor was the one who satisfied her the 
most.
NODE d4812bc1Re: The periodic word of advice about Timmy C. Maypole, the pathological liar
On Mon, 23 Sep 1996, Anonymous wrote:

> as the Russian sailor was the one who satisfied her the 
> most.  ^^^^^^^ 


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