Why I shall never undescribe

>From: Bovine Remailer <haystack@cow.net>
>To: cypherpunks@toad.com
>
>Foulmouthed Timothy May rehashes his lies like a rabid parrot
>choking on a stale mantra stuck in its poisonous beak.

Where else today can one find such prose?  Nay poetry!

And they say poetry is dead!