One-time pads

The arrival of warm weather is heralded by the pig shit (or whatever 
kind of shit Intel swines have for brains) getting soft in Timmy 
C[rook] Mayhem's mini-cranium and the resulting green slime seeping 
through his cocaine- and syphilis- damaged nose and onto his keyboard.

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