re: Airport security [no such thing]

At 11:11 PM 1/15/97 -0700, C. Kuethe wrote:
>>Yeah... took the words outta my mouth.  Let's all write to the FAA, DOT, etc.
>>and tell them what morons they are...  sorry tell them that they need
>>work. No
>>more Lockerbies, TWA800's and other such tragedies.

Lucky Green wrote
>Write them? Why? How are they going to prevent someone from boarding with a
>bottle of aftershave containing the extra strong flavor? A bottle that will
>be left in the seat? One could cut open the seat if need be. [Dozens of
>other examples omitted in the interest of brevity.]

I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).

> I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).

    >>shudder<<

    No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...

snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:

> > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
>
>     >>shudder<<
>
>     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...

Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on...

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).

> >     >>shudder<<
> >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...

> Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on...

This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.

Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
so what's the problem?

On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:

> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> 
> > >     >>shudder<<
> > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> 
> > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on...
> 
> This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> 
> Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> so what's the problem?

	Cold temps...

Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:

> On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
>
> > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> >
> > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> >
> > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on
> >
> > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> >
> > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > so what's the problem?
>
> 	Cold temps...

What can naked people do to keep warm???

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> 
> > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> >
> > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > >
> > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > >
> > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on
> > >
> > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> > >
> > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > so what's the problem?
> >
> > 	Cold temps...
> 
> What can naked people do to keep warm???

	steal blankets from nearby passenger..

Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:

> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>
> > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> >
> > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > > >
> > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > > >
> > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothe
> > > >
> > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> > > >
> > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > so what's the problem?
> > >
> > > 	Cold temps...
> >
> > What can naked people do to keep warm???
>
> 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..

I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).

> I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).

When you have the resources to run a coke lab, your employees *can*
be all good-looking women [hee hee].  So, to avoid the ugly-naked
passenger syndrome, stick mainly to business flights in certain areas,
or flights to exclusive resorts, etc.

Prof. Dale Thorn wrote:
> When you have the resources to run a coke lab, your employees *can*
> be all good-looking women [hee hee].  So, to avoid the ugly-naked
> passenger syndrome, stick mainly to business flights in certain areas,
> or flights to exclusive resorts, etc.
> 

Dale,

Do not forget that it is possible to have good looking women w/o the 
resources needed for a coke lab. In fact, totally different resources
are important.

	- Igor.

Literature: 

1. Rzhevsky, Poruchik, Selected Works.

ichudov@algebra.com (Igor Chudov @ home) writes:

> Prof. Dale Thorn wrote:
> > When you have the resources to run a coke lab, your employees *can*
> > be all good-looking women [hee hee].  So, to avoid the ugly-naked
> > passenger syndrome, stick mainly to business flights in certain areas,
> > or flights to exclusive resorts, etc.
>
> Do not forget that it is possible to have good looking women w/o the
> resources needed for a coke lab. In fact, totally different resources
> are important.

Time to create "Nudist Airlines" - the most secure airline in the air!

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> 
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> >
> > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > >
> > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > > > >
> > > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > > > >
> > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothe
> > > > >
> > > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > >
> > > > 	Cold temps...
> > >
> > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> >
> > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> 
> I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).

	Thank you for the complement;  You've only seen me with clothes :)
	Would you like to share my blanket?

Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:

> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> >
> > > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > >
> > > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > >
> > > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with cl
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily fo
> > > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the per
> > > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at t
> > > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > > >
> > > > > 	Cold temps...
> > > >
> > > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> > >
> > > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> >
> > I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> > and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> > some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> > looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
>
> 	Thank you for the complement;  You've only seen me with clothes :)

I can tell.

> 	Would you like to share my blanket?

Sure!  A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to share
a security blanket with a lady.

"Something nekkid's in the air!"

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> 
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > >
> > > > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with cl
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily fo
> > > > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the per
> > > > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at t
> > > > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 	Cold temps...
> > > > >
> > > > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> > > >
> > > > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> > >
> > > I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> > > and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> > > some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> > > looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
> >
> > 	Thank you for the complement;  You've only seen me with clothes :)
> 
> I can tell.
> 
> > 	Would you like to share my blanket?
> 
> Sure!  A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to share
> a security blanket with a lady.

	I am very embarassed...
> 
> "Something nekkid's in the air!"
> 
	i think i am in trouble ;)
> ---
> 
> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
> Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
>

Vulis wrote:
> > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab

     Crack processing lab. Star'd (IIRC) Ice-T as a Cop.

snow wrote:
> Vulis wrote:
> > > steal blankets from nearby passenger..

> > I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab

>      Crack processing lab. Star'd (IIRC) Ice-T as a Cop.

The other star/badguy, if I remember correctly, was Wesley Snipes.
Wes bought one of my text databases at the bookstore in Santa Monica,
then found he couldn't run the programs on his Macintosh computer.

There is truly no hope.

Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:

> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>
> > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> >
> > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > > >
> > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > > >
> > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothe
> > > >
> > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> > > >
> > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > so what's the problem?
> > >
> > > 	Cold temps...
> >
> > What can naked people do to keep warm???
>
> 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..

Offer nearby passengers to share the blankets.

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

> snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> >     >>shudder<<
> >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on...

     Rossanne Barr. Nude.

     Sorry to ruin your dinner.

snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:

> > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > >     >>shudder<<
> > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on..
>
>      Rossanne Barr. Nude.
>
>      Sorry to ruin your dinner.

It's funny how the same punks who want to scroew their keys and restrict
their own free speach by moderating their mailing list, refuse to fly
nekkid for their own protection. I guess Pedro's views aren't representative.

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> 
> > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> >
> >     >>shudder<<
> >
> >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> 
> Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothes on...
> 

	That depends...on the movie.

> ---
> 
> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
> Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
>

I always try to have a good time with airport security.  Last time I
flew I had a brand new stainless steel nissan thermos half full of
scotch in my backpack in addition to my laptop, a handful of dental
tools and a bunch of sticks of microcrystaline wax.

The rentacop almost shit all over himself tearing into my bag trying
to find out what the nissan was and i'm pretty sure that he did when
he saw the sticks of wax.  Course I was busy being frisked by another
guard (steel toes, steel shanks) and was really trying hard not to
laugh.

Next time I'm planning on painting some messages in lead paint and
sticking them in a folder so they can read it as it gets scanned.
Nice friendly hello <EG>

A. Gulkis

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