True story, Fly the Obsfucted Skies (fwd)

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Date: Thu, 6 Feb 1997 00:18:18 -0500
From: Salvatore Denaro <sal@panix.com>
To: 'Ray Arachelian' <ray@earthweb.com>
Subject: True story, Fly the Obsfucted Skies

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate. An airport employee
asked me (and I quote)

 "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

I thought about it. I scratched my goatee. I said:

 "If it was without *my* knowledge... how would *I* know about it?"

He smiled. He nodded his head, knowingly. He then gave me this cryptic
reply,

 "That's why we ask."

-- 
Salvatore Denaro     "The only difference between me and a madman
sal@panix.com         is that I am not mad." -- Salvador Dali

Ray Arachelian <ray@earthweb.com> writes:
...
> I thought about it. I scratched my goatee. I said:
...
How can an Armenian eunich grow a bear? Even a faggy goatee?

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
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