Re: Having the smarts to retire early

"Timothy C. May" <tcmay@got.net> writes:

> I never reply to these 'bot-generated things, but this one really does
> crack me up:
> 
> At 9:48 PM +0100 3/4/97, Anonymous wrote:
> >Timothy C[retin] May is another loser who pays for got.net
> >because he lacks the mental capacity to gain net access as
> >a perk of either employment or academic achievment.
> >
> >          ,,,
> >         ($ $)
> >     -ooO-(_)-Ooo- Timothy C[retin] May
> 
> 
> An alternate interpretation: that I had the smarts to make enough money to
> retire at age 34 for the rest of my life. Being that I'm now into my 11th
> year of said retirement, I'd say paying $20 a month to got.net for
> unlimited usage is a lot better deal than either "employment" or "academic"
> subsidy. I'd even pay $100 a month, if that was my only choice, to ensure
> freedom from the constraints and disclaimers forced upon corporate and even
> academic users.
> 
> Oh, and my first "academic" Net connection, modulo the Net not being very
> advanced or usable in those days, was in 1973.
> 
> --Tim May

I feel sorry for Tim May.  He's so bored, he reads 'bot fodder.
I suppose he studies the bounce messages from mailer deamons too.

WARNING: COCKSUCKER JOHN GILMORE IS FORBIDDEN TO REDISTRIBUTE MY E-MAIL FROM
ANY MAILING LIST ON HIS TOAD.COM COMPUTER.

---

Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

: ab756@freenet.toronto.on.ca


On Wed, 5 Mar 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> "Timothy C. May" <tcmay@got.net> writes:
> 
> > I never reply to these 'bot-generated things, but this one really does
> > crack me up:
> > 
> > At 9:48 PM +0100 3/4/97, Anonymous wrote:
> > >Timothy C[retin] May is another loser who pays for got.net
> > >because he lacks the mental capacity to gain net access as
> > >a perk of either employment or academic achievment.
> > >
> > >          ,,,
> > >         ($ $)
> > >     -ooO-(_)-Ooo- Timothy C[retin] May
> > 
> > 
> > An alternate interpretation: that I had the smarts to make enough money to
> > retire at age 34 for the rest of my life. Being that I'm now into my 11th
> > year of said retirement, I'd say paying $20 a month to got.net for
> > unlimited usage is a lot better deal than either "employment" or "academic"
> > subsidy. I'd even pay $100 a month, if that was my only choice, to ensure
> > freedom from the constraints and disclaimers forced upon corporate and even
> > academic users.
> > 
> > Oh, and my first "academic" Net connection, modulo the Net not being very
> > advanced or usable in those days, was in 1973.
> > 
> > --Tim May
> 
> I feel sorry for Tim May.  He's so bored, he reads 'bot fodder.
> I suppose he studies the bounce messages from mailer deamons too.
> 
> WARNING: COCKSUCKER JOHN GILMORE IS FORBIDDEN TO REDISTRIBUTE MY E-MAIL FROM
> ANY MAILING LIST ON HIS TOAD.COM COMPUTER.

Vulis keep your pervert voice off the list.
> 
> ---
> 
> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
> Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
>

Graham-John Bullers <real@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> writes:

>                                           : ab756@freenet.toronto.on.ca
>
>
> On Wed, 5 Mar 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>
> > "Timothy C. May" <tcmay@got.net> writes:
> >
> > > I never reply to these 'bot-generated things, but this one really does
> > > crack me up:
> > >
> > > At 9:48 PM +0100 3/4/97, Anonymous wrote:
> > > >Timothy C[retin] May is another loser who pays for got.net
> > > >because he lacks the mental capacity to gain net access as
> > > >a perk of either employment or academic achievment.
> > > >
> > > >          ,,,
> > > >         ($ $)
> > > >     -ooO-(_)-Ooo- Timothy C[retin] May
> > >
> > >
> > > An alternate interpretation: that I had the smarts to make enough money t
> > > retire at age 34 for the rest of my life. Being that I'm now into my 11th
> > > year of said retirement, I'd say paying $20 a month to got.net for
> > > unlimited usage is a lot better deal than either "employment" or "academi
> > > subsidy. I'd even pay $100 a month, if that was my only choice, to ensure
> > > freedom from the constraints and disclaimers forced upon corporate and ev
> > > academic users.
> > >
> > > Oh, and my first "academic" Net connection, modulo the Net not being very
> > > advanced or usable in those days, was in 1973.
> > >
> > > --Tim May
> >
> > I feel sorry for Tim May.  He's so bored, he reads 'bot fodder.
> > I suppose he studies the bounce messages from mailer deamons too.
> >
> > WARNING: COCKSUCKER JOHN GILMORE IS FORBIDDEN TO REDISTRIBUTE MY E-MAIL FRO
> > ANY MAILING LIST ON HIS TOAD.COM COMPUTER.
>
> Vulis keep your pervert voice off the list.

I'm not sending anything to cypherpunks@toad.com and in fact I don't
want the lying, thieving cocksucker John Gilmore to redistribute any
of my writings via any mailing list at toad.com.

---

Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

On Wed, 5 Mar 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> > > I feel sorry for Tim May.  He's so bored, he reads 'bot fodder.
> > > I suppose he studies the bounce messages from mailer deamons too.
> > >
> > > WARNING: COCKSUCKER JOHN GILMORE IS FORBIDDEN TO REDISTRIBUTE MY E-MAIL FRO
> > > ANY MAILING LIST ON HIS TOAD.COM COMPUTER.
> >
> > Vulis keep your pervert voice off the list.
> 
> I'm not sending anything to cypherpunks@toad.com and in fact I don't
> want the lying, thieving cocksucker John Gilmore to redistribute any
> of my writings via any mailing list at toad.com.


Date: Wed, 05 Mar 97 20:34:53 EST From: "Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM"
<dlv@bwalk.dm.com> 
To: cypherpunks@toad.com 
 ^^^^^^^
 {Liar! Liar! Beard on Fire!}
Subject: Re: Having the smarts to retire early





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Ray Arachelian wrote:
 
> Date: Wed, 05 Mar 97 20:34:53 EST From: "Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM"
> <dlv@bwalk.dm.com>
> To: cypherpunks@toad.com
>  ^^^^^^^
>  {Liar! Liar! Beard on Fire!}
> Subject: Re: Having the smarts to retire early

Ray,
  No fair, using facts to prove your point.
  Don't you have a vague, illogical conspiracy theory you could offer
to prove your point, instead?
-- 
Toto
http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix/xenbody.html

On Thu, 6 Mar 1997, Toto wrote:

> Ray Arachelian wrote:
>  
> > Date: Wed, 05 Mar 97 20:34:53 EST From: "Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM"
> > <dlv@bwalk.dm.com>
> > To: cypherpunks@toad.com
> >  ^^^^^^^
> >  {Liar! Liar! Beard on Fire!}
> > Subject: Re: Having the smarts to retire early
> 
> Ray,
>   No fair, using facts to prove your point.
>   Don't you have a vague, illogical conspiracy theory you could offer
> to prove your point, instead?

Oh, okay, um... Vulis can't chew and rub his belly at the same time to 
save his own life. :)

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..\|/..|sunder@sundernet.com|boots on;  If you're  gonna  try,  just |/\|/\
<--*-->| ------------------ |stick around; Gonna cry? Just move along|\/|\/
../|\..| "A toast to Odin,  |you're gonna die, you're gonna die!"    |.\|/.
.+.v.+.|God of screwdrivers"|  --Iron Maiden "Die With Your Boots on"|.....
======================== http://www.sundernet.com =========================
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