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To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Cc: jack@earthweb.com, murray@earthweb.com, nova@earthweb.com
Subject: Something is genetically wrong with subhuman dandruff-covered Armenians...
From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM)
Comments: All power to the ZOG!
Message-ID: <RPoB4D176w165w@bwalk.dm.com>
Date: Sun, 09 Mar 97 18:35:26 EST
In-Reply-To: <Pine.SUN.3.91.970306184243.12798K@beast.brainlink.com>
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.

Ray Arachelian <sunder@brainlink.com> writes:

> On Wed, 5 Mar 1997, Vebis wrote:
>
> > Hmmmm, Tastes like chicken!
>
> Uh huh, huh Vebis, that was like kwel!  Heh heh, heh heh!  Do it again!
>
> So like Vebis, how did it feel to score with a male german sheppard?  I
> bet you swallowed, huh huh, huh, 'cause you said "Tastes like chicken!"
> heh heh, heh heh, heh heh...

Why does Ray Arachelian wear jeans with cuffs?

To catch the falling dandruff.


Did you hear that after Earthweb, LLP, sacked Ray Arachelian for
spamming the 'net, he got another job at a ski resort?

His only duty is to walk along the ski trails and shed dandruff.



The 10 greatest inventions attributed to Armenians:

The solar-powered flashlight.

The pencil with erasers on both ends.

The vodka bottle with a magnifying bottom for watching television.

The parachute that opens on impact.

The artificial dandruff for wig wearers.

The waterproof tea bag.

The reusable non-stick toilet paper.

Traffic light with a candle inside.

The padlock key escrow.

Wheelchair with pedals.

On Sun, 9 Mar 1997 dlv@bwalk.dm.com wrote:

> Uh, huh huh, sticking my head in the microwave while it is on is
> so cool. huh huh, huh huh, huh huh,

Do it again Vebis, that was cool.  Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh.  Your 
ROT13'ed brained is showing signs of intelligence again - too bad it is 
only as intelligent as a KGB agent's left tesitcle after it has been 
stepped on.


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Vulis what has this to do with cypherpunks

Graham-John Bullers <real@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> writes:

> Vulis what has this to do with cypherpunks

What has Arsen "Ray" Arachelian to do with cypherpunks?

Nothing, because he doesn't know anything about cryptography.

Graham-John, when I spoke to you on the phone, you sounded like
a reasonable guy.  Right now you're behaving like a total twit.
People are probably killfiling you by the  dozen. It's just too
bad, because I know from alt.2600 that you're capable of saying
something interesting sometimes.  Please stop being an asshole.

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                              ^~~~^~~~^       -dcau (4/15/95)

On Sun, 9 Mar 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> Graham-John Bullers <real@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> writes:
> 
> > Vulis what has this to do with cypherpunks
> 
> What has Arsen "Ray" Arachelian to do with cypherpunks?
> 
> Nothing, because he doesn't know anything about cryptography.

Uh huh huh, Vebis you iz sooo smart, huh huh, huh huh, I am sooo 
impressed by you. Uh huh, huh huh.  Get your brains out of the microwave, 
they are stinking up the place.

> Graham-John, when I spoke to you on the phone, you sounded like
> a reasonable guy.  Right now you're behaving like a total twit.
> People are probably killfiling you by the  dozen. It's just too
> bad, because I know from alt.2600 that you're capable of saying
> something interesting sometimes.  Please stop being an asshole.

You are projecting your attributes on others again.  Look closely in that 
mirror Vebis, that is a reflection of you, not of Graham-John.

=====================================Kaos=Keraunos=Kybernetos==============
.+.^.+.|  Ray Arachelian    | "If  you're  gonna die,  die  with your|./|\.
..\|/..|sunder@sundernet.com|boots on;  If you're  gonna  try,  just |/\|/\
<--*-->| ------------------ |stick around; Gonna cry? Just move along|\/|\/
../|\..| "A toast to Odin,  |you're gonna die, you're gonna die!"    |.\|/.
.+.v.+.|God of screwdrivers"|  --Iron Maiden "Die With Your Boots on"|.....
======================== http://www.sundernet.com =========================
  For with those which eternal lie, with strange eons even death may die.