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Top 10 Ways to Make a Grouchy Old CypherPunk Smile
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#10) Find his shoes for him.
 
#9) Buy Kent Crispin a Dr. Kevorkian gift-certificate.

#8) Nuke Washington DC

#7) Send ten copies of this back to Vulis.

#6) Shoot a Fed.

#5) Shoot David Downey.

#4) Heavily spam the clueless number of AOLers asking to be on the
list.

#3) Hang a disemboweled Paul Pomes from a tree.

#2) Prank call John Gilmore to tell him what a cocksucker he is.
 
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