The Suitcases have been Successfully Tested

Monday September 22 3:54 PM EDT

Russia May Have 'Lost' Nuclear Bombs

By Andrei Khalip

MOSCOW (Reuter) - President Boris Yeltsin's former environmental safety
adviser said in remarks published on Monday that some of
Russia's portable nuclear bombs might indeed be missing, as asserted by
another former Yeltsin aide.

"The statement by Alexander Lebed concerning suitcases with nuclear bombs
is definitely not groundless," academician Alexei
Yablokov wrote in a letter to Novaya Gazeta weekly.
...
He mentioned more than 100 suitcase-sized nuclear bombs, any one of which
could kill up to 100,000 people.

....
The United States said then it had detected a seismic event "with explosive
characteristics" near the Novaya Zemlya test site, but Russian
officials flatly denied any nuclear tests.

They said Russia had voluntarily given up testing in 1992 and was sticking
to this position.

--end quote--

I was unable to attend the Demonstration at NZ, but I am now more willing
to bid for the suitcases than before. They really pack a punch!

I bid $800,000 for Suitcase Number 57.

--Tim May


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On Mon, 22 Sep 1997, Tim May wrote:

> The United States said then it had detected a seismic event "with explosive
> characteristics" near the Novaya Zemlya test site, but Russian
> officials flatly denied any nuclear tests.
> 
> They said Russia had voluntarily given up testing in 1992 and was sticking
> to this position.

Russia may have indeed given up testing. Seems that Russian's haven't.

This strongly indicates that not only are the suitcases for sale, but the
vendor also provides the /crucial/ combination for unlocking them. This is
really good news for nuclear hedge fund investors.

> I was unable to attend the Demonstration at NZ, but I am now more willing
> to bid for the suitcases than before. They really pack a punch!
> 
> I bid $800,000 for Suitcase Number 57.

That could easily provide a return of 1000% on investment in a matter of
miliseconds.  :-) As always, read the prospectus carefully before you
invest. 

-- Lucky Green <shamrock@cypherpunks.to> PGP encrypted email preferred.
   "Tonga? Where the hell is Tonga? They have Cypherpunks there?"

At 4:38 AM -0700 9/23/97, Lucky Green wrote:
>On Mon, 22 Sep 1997, Tim May wrote:

>> I was unable to attend the Demonstration at NZ, but I am now more willing
>> to bid for the suitcases than before. They really pack a punch!
>>
>> I bid $800,000 for Suitcase Number 57.
>
>That could easily provide a return of 1000% on investment in a matter of
>miliseconds.  :-) As always, read the prospectus carefully before you
>invest.

As Nukes R Us told me, "past results in Hiroshima and Nagasaki are no
guarantee of future results."

--Tim May



The Feds have shown their hand: they want a ban on domestic cryptography
---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:----
Timothy C. May              | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money,
ComSec 3DES:   408-728-0152 | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero
W.A.S.T.E.: Corralitos, CA  | knowledge, reputations, information markets,
Higher Power: 2^1398269     | black markets, collapse of governments.
"National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway."