NODE 0c0034b8Apology -- FBI abduction story
ichudov@algebra.com (Igor Chudov @ home)Sat, 22 Nov 1997 11:45:47 +0800
I am sorry for the recent interruption of the cypherpunks mailing list. I
was abducted by the FBI along with my computer. They are accusing me of
sponsoring seditious libel against the government. They let me go after
I explained them that the Cypherpunks Crack Force from the Mayonnaise
Mountain is ready to mount Million Man Assault against Washington, D.C.
Seriously, it happened because the DNS records for algebra.com got screwed
up. I am sorry. It is not going to happen again in the near future.
igor
NODE 79afec0fAlternative Apology
"(Igor Chudov @ home)" <ichudov@Algebra.COM>Sat, 22 Nov 1997 11:19:40 +0800
I am sorry for the recent interruption of the cypherpunks mailing list.
The dog ate my computer. Then Joichi Ito ate my dog.
Igor
NODE 0ff19ca8Re: Alternative Apology
dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM)Sun, 23 Nov 1997 01:58:45 +0800
"(Igor Chudov @ home)" <ichudov@Algebra.COM> writes:
> The dog ate my computer. Then Joichi Ito ate my dog.
How can you tell that a neighborhood's been infested by Japs?
A sign at the dog pound says: "We do not accept food stamps".
What's the happiest day of the year for Jap women?
Election day.
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