Clinton Sells Arlington Burials

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I just heard on the news that Bill Clinton has been selling the right
to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery (and possibly other
military cemeteries) to campaign contributors.  The story originally
broke in the latest edition of Insight magazine yesterday.  I think
our Maximum Leader has stooped to a new level of sleaze, and deserves
the revulsion of veterans everywhere.
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Jonathan Wienke

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Jonathan Wienke <JonWienk@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> I just heard on the news that Bill Clinton has been selling the right
> to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery (and possibly other
> military cemeteries) to campaign contributors.  The story originally
> broke in the latest edition of Insight magazine yesterday.  I think
> our Maximum Leader has stooped to a new level of sleaze, and deserves
> the revulsion of veterans everywhere.

Having zero respect for the military and all that goes with it, I fail
to see what the big deal is.  So he charges money for a burial plot...
Next he may be charging money for giving his contributors the purple
heart or the congressional medal of honor.  Bill is a political prostitute,
but by putting up for sale the worthless shit that the military would
want kids to die for he's doing a Good Thing.

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
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SLICK WILLIE'S SHITHOUSE SPECIAL!!!
	-----------------------------------

  For a limited time, Slick Willie is offering you a chance to 
  provide your future children with a Conception-to-Grave life
  experience.
  For a campaign contribution of $1 million, you can conceive
  your child in the Lincoln bedroom and guarantee their burial
  at the Arlington National Cemetery.
  For an addition half-million dollar donation, Slick Willie is
  offering coupons your future children can use to live off of
  Federal Farm Subsidies or Welfare, depending on their preference
  for city-living or the country life. 

  ACT NOW! First hundred contributors will be entered in a drawing
  to be held for a pair of Paula Jones' panties! (A signed and
  numbered piece <pardon the pun> from Slick Willie's personal
  collection.)

At 8:48 PM -0700 11/22/97, Bill Stewart wrote:
>At 05:31 PM 11/22/1997 EST, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>>Having zero respect for the military and all that goes with it, I fail
>>to see what the big deal is.  So he charges money for a burial plot...
>
>At least he's not yet arranging for people to become dead
>so they can be buried there.

But wasn't Vince Foster buried at Arlington?

In any case, Clinton and Kevorkian have worked out a deal, where for a
$10,000 donation in cash, the Lincoln Bedroom can be used.

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At 05:31 PM 11/22/1997 EST, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>Having zero respect for the military and all that goes with it, I fail
>to see what the big deal is.  So he charges money for a burial plot...

At least he's not yet arranging for people to become dead
so they can be buried there.   What was it Senator FooBar said?
	"I've met George Bush, and believe me, you're not George Bush" :-)

				Thanks! 
					Bill
Bill Stewart, stewarts@ix.netcom.com
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On Sat, 22 Nov 1997, Bill Stewart wrote:
(referring to Herr Comrade Bill Clinton)
> At least he's not yet arranging for people to become dead
> so they can be buried there.

Are you so certain of this?

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