NODE 692290d6Gates of Hell
Jenaer Mixmaster Anonserver <mixmaster@as-node.jena.thur.de>Mon, 15 Dec 1997 10:18:14 +0800
I'd always wondered how Bill Gates could shit with that pole so far up his ass.
Then I realized: The pole is too long to be completely embedded in his ass and
he uses the other half of it to rape computer users everywhere on a regular
basis. And since the pole is crammed in his ass he can't shit, so he just
retains his shit, making him incredibly anal retentive. I'm sure he enjoys
this.