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NODE 3fa0f857Latest Clinton dodge?
Clinton said this morning:

>>>>
 I want you to listen to me.  I'm
going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
-- never.  These allegations are false.
<<<<

The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?

Is it oral sex?

-Declan
NODE 4560ea8dRE: Latest Clinton dodge?
Did not Clinton say publicly that he did not consider oral sex "sexual
relations" in some statement recently?

[mailto:owner-cypherpunks@cyberpass.net]On Behalf Of Declan McCullagh
Clinton said this morning:

>>>>
 I want you to listen to me.  I'm
going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
-- never.  These allegations are false.
<<<<

>>>>The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?

Is it oral sex?

-Declan

<<<<<
NODE cb5377f8RE: Latest Clinton dodge?
Not as far as I'm aware. Tho Gennifer Flowers said years ago that Clinton
distinguishes between the two.

You may be thinking of his "there is no sexual relationship" quip last Wed,
which was duly dissected and analyzed; journalists remembered his artful
dodge on the pot-smoking affair.

I think we note in our (rather extensive) cover package in this week's
magazine that Sen.Hatch and Speaker Gingrich also make this kind of
distinction, at least according to women who claim they're in a position to
know.

Interestingly, they're going to be the fellows sitting in judgment if this
goes to impeachment and trial...

-Declan



At 14:35 -0600 1/26/98, Roger J Jones wrote:
>Did not Clinton say publicly that he did not consider oral sex "sexual
>relations" in some statement recently?
>
>[mailto:owner-cypherpunks@cyberpass.net]On Behalf Of Declan McCullagh
>Clinton said this morning:
>
>>>>>
> I want you to listen to me.  I'm
>going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
>woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
>-- never.  These allegations are false.
><<<<
>
>>>>>The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?
>
>Is it oral sex?
>
>-Declan
>
><<<<<
NODE 34567e63RE: Latest Clinton dodge?
Thanks for the info - while I am at it - has anyone ever disclosed the
"distinguishing characteristic" that Paula Jones claims will prove its Bubba
Bill?

-----Original Message-----
From: Declan McCullagh [mailto:declan@pathfinder.com]
Sent: Monday, January 26, 1998 3:26 PM
To: Roger J Jones
Cc: cypherpunks@cyberpass.net
Subject: RE: Latest Clinton dodge?


Not as far as I'm aware. Tho Gennifer Flowers said years ago that Clinton
distinguishes between the two.

You may be thinking of his "there is no sexual relationship" quip last Wed,
which was duly dissected and analyzed; journalists remembered his artful
dodge on the pot-smoking affair.

I think we note in our (rather extensive) cover package in this week's
magazine that Sen.Hatch and Speaker Gingrich also make this kind of
distinction, at least according to women who claim they're in a position to
know.

Interestingly, they're going to be the fellows sitting in judgment if this
goes to impeachment and trial...

-Declan



At 14:35 -0600 1/26/98, Roger J Jones wrote:
>Did not Clinton say publicly that he did not consider oral sex "sexual
>relations" in some statement recently?
>
>[mailto:owner-cypherpunks@cyberpass.net]On Behalf Of Declan McCullagh
>Clinton said this morning:
>
>>>>>
> I want you to listen to me.  I'm
>going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
>woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
>-- never.  These allegations are false.
><<<<
>
>>>>>The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations"
mean?
>
>Is it oral sex?
>
>-Declan
>
><<<<<
NODE af426b58RE: Latest Clinton dodge?
"Roger J Jones" <cyber@ibpinc.com> writes:

> 
> Thanks for the info - while I am at it - has anyone ever disclosed the
> "distinguishing characteristic" that Paula Jones claims will prove its Bubba
> Bill?
> 
Can you spell "curvature"?

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NODE 649f23e4Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM, Noted Penis Expert, wrote:
>
> "Roger J Jones" <cyber@ibpinc.com> writes:
> >
> > Thanks for the info - while I am at it - has anyone ever disclosed
the
> > "distinguishing characteristic" that Paula Jones claims will prove
its Bubba
> > Bill?
> >
> Can you spell "curvature"?

It figures that Dimitri would know this. He seems to know all
about Tim's and Sameer's and John Gilmore's penises too. Must be
all that extensive taste-testing...

 - Frondeur

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NODE 99f3a558Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
nobody@REPLAY.COM (Anonymous) writes:

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> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM, Noted Penis Expert, wrote:
> >
> > "Roger J Jones" <cyber@ibpinc.com> writes:
> > >
> > > Thanks for the info - while I am at it - has anyone ever disclosed
> the
> > > "distinguishing characteristic" that Paula Jones claims will prove
> its Bubba
> > > Bill?
> > >
> > Can you spell "curvature"?
> 
> It figures that Dimitri would know this. He seems to know all
> about Tim's and Sameer's and John Gilmore's penises too. Must be
> all that extensive taste-testing...
> 
>  - Frondeur

Bobbi Inman is a cocksucker.

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NODE 142cbd21Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
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dlv@bwalk.dm.com said:
>> It figures that Dimitri would know this. He seems to know all
>> about Tim's and Sameer's and John Gilmore's penises too. Must be
>> all that extensive taste-testing...
>> 
>>  - Frondeur

> Bobbi Inman is a cocksucker.

Ahh... I remember now why I re-subscribed to Cypherpunks.  It was for 
all of the intelligent discussion that goes on here.  At least back 
in the days of Detweiler the character assassination was creative and 
often fun to read.

Can you please keep childish shots like this in private e-mail?  It 
has no place in this mailing list.

 -john.



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NODE 1a172e28Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
John Blair <jdblair@frodo.tucc.uab.edu> writes:

> >> It figures that Dimitri would know this. He seems to know all
> >> about Tim's and Sameer's and John Gilmore's penises too. Must be
> >> all that extensive taste-testing...
> >>
> >>  - Frondeur
>
> > Bobbi Inman is a cocksucker.
>
> Ahh... I remember now why I re-subscribed to Cypherpunks.  It was for
> all of the intelligent discussion that goes on here.  At least back
> in the days of Detweiler the character assassination was creative and
> often fun to read.
>
> Can you please keep childish shots like this in private e-mail?  It
> has no place in this mailing list.

Bobbi Inman takes it up the ass too.

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NODE de23ee61Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
Now I remember why i resubscribed to punks.  It was so I 
could laugh at the guys who deplore the irrelevant irreverence
that makes you whackos' messages worth a diddly to begin with.
MacN
On Tue, 27 Jan 1998, John Blair wrote:
> 
> Ahh... I remember now why I re-subscribed to Cypherpunks.  It was for 
> all of the intelligent discussion that goes on here.  At least back 
> in the days of Detweiler the character assassination was creative and 
> often fun to read.
> 
> Can you please keep childish shots like this in private e-mail?  It 
> has no place in this mailing list.
> 
>  -john.
> 
> 
> 
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NODE 10ad6a3eRE: Latest Clinton dodge?
Not as far as I'm aware. Though today Clinton's attys asked the judge to
speed up the trial to get it over with ASAP.

I'm sure this will be leaked as necessary. Jones and Starr attorneys rank
up there with the White House when it comes to planned leaks.

-Declan



At 15:45 -0600 1/26/98, Roger J Jones wrote:
>Thanks for the info - while I am at it - has anyone ever disclosed the
>"distinguishing characteristic" that Paula Jones claims will prove its Bubba
>Bill?
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Declan McCullagh [mailto:declan@pathfinder.com]
>Sent: Monday, January 26, 1998 3:26 PM
>To: Roger J Jones
>Cc: cypherpunks@cyberpass.net
>Subject: RE: Latest Clinton dodge?
>
>
>Not as far as I'm aware. Tho Gennifer Flowers said years ago that Clinton
>distinguishes between the two.
>
>You may be thinking of his "there is no sexual relationship" quip last Wed,
>which was duly dissected and analyzed; journalists remembered his artful
>dodge on the pot-smoking affair.
>
>I think we note in our (rather extensive) cover package in this week's
>magazine that Sen.Hatch and Speaker Gingrich also make this kind of
>distinction, at least according to women who claim they're in a position to
>know.
>
>Interestingly, they're going to be the fellows sitting in judgment if this
>goes to impeachment and trial...
>
>-Declan
>
>
>
>At 14:35 -0600 1/26/98, Roger J Jones wrote:
>>Did not Clinton say publicly that he did not consider oral sex "sexual
>>relations" in some statement recently?
>>
>>[mailto:owner-cypherpunks@cyberpass.net]On Behalf Of Declan McCullagh
>>Clinton said this morning:
>>
>>>>>>
>> I want you to listen to me.  I'm
>>going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
>>woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
>>-- never.  These allegations are false.
>><<<<
>>
>>>>>>The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations"
>mean?
>>
>>Is it oral sex?
>>
>>-Declan
>>
>><<<<<
NODE cb8543d7Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
Declan McCullagh <declan@well.com> writes:

> 
> Clinton said this morning:
> 
> >>>>
>  I want you to listen to me.  I'm
> going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
> woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
> -- never.  These allegations are false.
> <<<<
> 
> The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?
> 
> Is it oral sex?
> 
> -Declan
> 
> 

I fail to see any crypto-relevance in this question, but Mr. Clinton
has made it perfectly clear that he doesn't consider getting a blow
job to be sexual relations.

As for his telling anybody to lie, hmm... we have his deposition where he
admitted having sex with Gennifer Flowers (sp?), and we have a taped
phone call where he asked her to deny it.

Clinton has as much credibility as Semeer Parekh, Sandy Sandfart, and
the rest of the C2Net gang. (Gotta say something cryptorelevant :-)

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NODE d521f2dfRe: Latest Clinton dodge?
On Mon, 26 Jan 1998, Declan McCullagh wrote:

> 
> Clinton said this morning:
> 
> >>>>
>  I want you to listen to me.  I'm
> going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
> woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
> -- never.  These allegations are false.
> <<<<
> 
> The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?
> 
> Is it oral sex?


Next thing you know, he'll say "She gave me a blow job, but didn't
swallow, so it's not sex." :)

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NODE 353d42d8Re: Latest Clinton dodge?
Ray Arachelian <sunder@sundernet.com> writes:

> 
> On Mon, 26 Jan 1998, Declan McCullagh wrote:
> 
> > 
> > Clinton said this morning:
> > 
> > >>>>
> >  I want you to listen to me.  I'm
> > going to say this again.  I did not have sexual relations with that
> > woman, Miss Lewinsky.  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time
> > -- never.  These allegations are false.
> > <<<<
> > 
> > The question then becomes, of course, what does "sexual relations" mean?
> > 
> > Is it oral sex?
> 
> Next thing you know, he'll say "She gave me a blow job, but didn't
> swallow, so it's not sex." :)

It's true.  Bill came on Monica's (black cocktail) dress.

"There was a girl named Monica
 Who liked to play the harmonica."

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