Constitution For Sale

CONSTITUTION FOR SALE
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1776 Constitution for sale. Inherited from original owner.
Hasn't been used for years, but can be easily restored to
its original condition by extermination of the rats which
have taken up residence under the hood and the removal of
useless accessories which were added by a long series of
unethical mechanics who saw the prospect of making more
money if it continually drifted to the right or the left 
than if the integrity of its original design was retained.
Truly must be seen to be appreciated.
Must be appreciated to be truly seen.

At 12:41 PM -0700 5/1/98, TruthMonger wrote:
>CONSTITUTION FOR SALE
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>
>1776 Constitution for sale. Inherited from original owner.
>Hasn't been used for years, but can be easily restored to
>its original condition by extermination of the rats which
>have taken up residence under the hood and the removal of
>useless accessories which were added by a long series of
>unethical mechanics who saw the prospect of making more
>money if it continually drifted to the right or the left
>than if the integrity of its original design was retained.
>Truly must be seen to be appreciated.
>Must be appreciated to be truly seen.

Wow! I haven't seen a Real Copy, ever!  I was once a high school field trip
to the National Archives, circa 1968, but our teachers told us the
Constitution was now classified as a subversive document. It had been on
the Index since 1933.

Maybe the extermination of the rats under the hood will be accomplished as
a side effect of the Y2K problem.

We ought to urge our fellow sheeple to have _short trials_ for the millions
of rats we need to exterminate. After all, they can't exactly appeal to the
Supreme Court if the Supremes preceded them to the gallows, can they?

--Tim May


"The tree of liberty must be watered periodically with the blood of
tyrants...."
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