Civil disobediance only gets you an invitation to the anarchist's big bash

We are sending you an invitation to be one of our special guests this
year, big harry ass lawsuits are always of interest.  Bring a friend if you
like, but I have to warn you, Liberatarians are not welcome.  This years menu
includes red meat and poptarts.  Clothing is optional.

                Sincerely,

                   Beth