Re: Larry Gilbert

On Mon, 14 Sep 1998, sixdegrees wrote:

> 
> Just a quick update from sixdegrees(tm). Unfortunately Larry 
> Gilbert (irving@pobox.com) asked not to be listed as your 
> contact with sixdegrees.
> 
> We also wanted to make sure you were aware that you currently 
> have no other confirmed contacts, so it will be hard for you to
> have a productive sixdegrees experience. As you probably know, 
> without any confirmed contacts, you won't get any results from our 
> networking searches. 
> 
> So, we just wanted to recommend that you head over to 
> http://www.sixdegrees.com , log-in, and go to MY CONTACTS 
> to list additional relationships. 
> 
> 
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Since you seem so intent on continuing to spam the Cypherpunks list like
some AOL luser-wannabe, I have a better idea. Follow this procedure
exactly to reach enlightenment: 

1) Open the cases for all your computers.
2) Drop your pants.
3) Whip it out. In the case of a woman, just squat.
4) Spray all your machines.
5) If any machines are still working, pour large amounts of concentrated
nitric acid solution on them. Inhale the resulting vapors.
6) Close the door, activate the halon system, sit down, and inhale deeply.
7) You will pass out. Within a few minutes, you will see the Grand Poobah
himself.
8) If you do not have a halon system, inhale heavy gasses such as freon.

We're glad to be of service to clueless AOLholes and clueless
AOLhole-wannabes everywhere. Have a nice day.

I love this to death.  Some asshole sends crap data to sixdegrees
including dredged up real email addresses, then when sixdegrees and the
contacts given react in a totally appropriate manner other (?) assholes
berate them for living.  And this one even manages to toss in an
anti-AOL rant where AOL plays no part.

Such witticisms I haven't seen since my kids turned 7.

PHM

HyperReal-Anon wrote:
> 
> On Mon, 14 Sep 1998, sixdegrees wrote:
> 
> >
> > Just a quick update from sixdegrees(tm). Unfortunately Larry
> > Gilbert (irving@pobox.com) asked not to be listed as your
> > contact with sixdegrees.
> >
> > We also wanted to make sure you were aware that you currently
> > have no other confirmed contacts, so it will be hard for you to
> > have a productive sixdegrees experience. As you probably know,
> > without any confirmed contacts, you won't get any results from our
> > networking searches.
> >
> > So, we just wanted to recommend that you head over to
> > http://www.sixdegrees.com , log-in, and go to MY CONTACTS
> > to list additional relationships.
> >
> >
> > ====================================================================
> > PLEASE NOTE: All replies to this address are processed by a computer.
> > If you have any problems, questions or requests send an e-mail to
> > issues@sixdegrees.com and someone will get back to you as soon as
> > possible.
> > ====================================================================
> 
> Since you seem so intent on continuing to spam the Cypherpunks list like
> some AOL luser-wannabe, I have a better idea. Follow this procedure
> exactly to reach enlightenment:
> 
> 1) Open the cases for all your computers.
> 2) Drop your pants.
> 3) Whip it out. In the case of a woman, just squat.
> 4) Spray all your machines.
> 5) If any machines are still working, pour large amounts of concentrated
> nitric acid solution on them. Inhale the resulting vapors.
> 6) Close the door, activate the halon system, sit down, and inhale deeply.
> 7) You will pass out. Within a few minutes, you will see the Grand Poobah
> himself.
> 8) If you do not have a halon system, inhale heavy gasses such as freon.
> 
> We're glad to be of service to clueless AOLholes and clueless
> AOLhole-wannabes everywhere. Have a nice day.