NODE 0b470178Advanced Nuclear-Hardened Encryption Technology
Michael Motyka <mmotyka@lsil.com>Tue, 10 Nov 1998 10:44:40 +0800
> Uh, what in the hell is "advanced, nuclear hardened, encryption
> technology"?
advanced(1) - we fucked up so we have to classify it so nobody but us
boobs will know what boobs we are
advanced(2) - last year's obsolete model in a new suit to fit this
year's corruption conspiracy
advanced(3) - we wish we had this but we're going to hint that we do
anyway to keep'em guessing
nuclear-hardened(1) - bikini glass ( not applicable )
nuclear-hardened(2) - a pencil
encryption technology - a copy of Gideon's and some stationary from the
Beijing Hilton