RE: FCPUNX:Clinton Attacks Iraq

>  From     : Frederick Burroughs <riburr@shentel.net>
>  Subj     : Clinton Attacks Iraq
>  Date     : Wed, 16 Dec 1998 21:13:10 -0500
> Eric Cordian wrote:
> > Looks like Bubba has launched a massive strike on Iraq to draw attention
> > from his cocksucking problems.
> 
> No, I blame his irritability on lack of nookie. Unable to get his 
> his willy
> slick of late, it's not surprising he needs to kick the dog, or lob some
> ordinance into the backyard of the middle eastern assholes nextdoor. Maybe
> if he gets drunk enough he'll take some pot shots... Yeehaa!

Caught between Iraq and a hard-one?

Perhaps would should allow our elected officials to keep concubines. After all, no man is going to end the world on a crappy Monday morning if there a chance of getting some that night. I'm willing to bet that the money used to launch one cruise missile could support keeping a group of well funded presidential concubines around for the duration of his eight year presidency.

::I'm willing to bet that the money used to launch one cruise missile
::could support keeping a group of well funded presidential concubines
::around for the duration of his eight year presidency. 

Hey, we're not talking about JFK here ya'know... A cruise missile is
only about 800K$ (sans exotic warhead) apiece: hardly enough to keep
as many concubines as Klinton would likely need...

Maybe RonCo can make some kind of Presidential Satisfier instead of 
all those slicing/dicing machines they sell this time of year???  ;-0

Yours, 
J.A. Terranson
sysadmin@mfn.org

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should give serious consideration towards setting a better example:
Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of
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elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire
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This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States
as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

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